Normally, I don't like Halloween

"E90M3" (e90m3) 10/31/2019 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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However, this year, I decided to dress up. Came to work as a Target employee. For those of you who don’t remember, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!  

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 09:55

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Pretty good, lol . My first thought was Pappa John

E90M3 > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/31/2019 at 09:58

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The name tag isn’t as clear as it could be. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:01

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I'm old, blinding, and on mobile. It's a good costume.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:03

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Unnecessary Price Matching with E90M3™ 

Under_Score > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:17

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There’s a Zep facility up in Bartow County. Any affiliation?

E90M3 > Under_Score 10/31/2019 at 10:20

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Nope, just bought some of their hand sanitizer . 

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:21

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Haha, I did something similar. I have a fraternal twin brother and we both used to work at Tim Hortons. When I was in uni, I dressed up as him in his Tims uniform as a Halloween costume once, lol.

Under_Score > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:23

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Premium. I use the Lucky hand sanitizer that cost $1 for two travel containers. It’s so basic that it doesn’t even have a 99.99% of germs label (that I know of).

E90M3 > Under_Score 10/31/2019 at 10:23

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It’s from grainger and I didn’t pay for it. 

Azrek > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:35

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I wear a Blockbuster Costume on occasion. I found an actual uniform and hat on Ebay. People say I am the scariest Costume they’ve ever seen.

My name tag is Mortality. 

E90M3 > Azrek 10/31/2019 at 10:36

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Target made you provide your own shirt, so mine is also 100% authentic. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 10:41

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How much crap did you get for parking your M3 in the employee section?

E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/31/2019 at 11:54

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Not enough. 

ttyymmnn > E90M3 10/31/2019 at 12:28

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Did they expect you to buy it at Target? 

E90M3 > ttyymmnn 10/31/2019 at 12:40

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Probably.